Second days

So after my exciting Chol Hamoed (read my comment on Esther's post) The second days arrived. So at night we were all joking around looking at old pictures of my mom and my sisters and me. crazy hair-dos that's all I can say. I went to bed at like 2 in the morning and I wake at 5 something with a horrid stomach ache. long story short, sparing all the details. I threw up about 15 times in one day. needless to say I was not feeling well. oh! and take it from me, flat ginger-ale, not so good... But then I got better slowly. Now it only hurts when I laugh or stretch or walk for a long time. sitting is good. sitting I can do. Today my sister left at like 3-ish. but my poor brother and grandparens! their flights have been cancelled twice already due to air-traffic or something like that. my dad is not happy at all. neither is my brother. He has to get back to school. So now I am listening to my dad talking/negotiating with the airline.
see you all tomorrow (how sad....)

Well hello everyone. Happy Birthday Basha. oops i mean ellipses girl . i completely do not know how to spell that word. moving on. i just ordered six books from the library. yay! go library! what would we do without you? probably start doing really stupid things out of sheer boredom. like running down the street with a bathing suit over your clothes singing happy birthday, or taping apple juice wrappers all over the bathroom mirror just to see what people's reactions will be. hmm. thats' actually kind of a good idea. you know, i've always wanted to do those crazy things that you see in forwards, like one million ways to annoy people, in alphabetical order, or a thousand things to do in an elevator. you know, i mean who hasn't wished that they could actually get up the guts to do one of those ridiculous suggestions. another funny thing about those lists. no one actually stops and thinks about the absurdity of it. number one - what kind of person has enough time on their hands that they sit and write up ridiculously long lists of ways to make a fool out of yourself? number two - THEYR"E MAKING IT UP!! NO ONE ACTUALLY TRIED THEM OUT AND TESTED IF STANDING BACKWARDS IN AN ELEVATOR ACTUALLY ANNOYED PEOPLE! and all of y'all who are reading this - don't deny it! i'm sure whenever you get these things, you crack up, and think to yourself, "that would be hysterical! i want to see ______ (insert name here) do that so badly!!" or "i could so see ____ doing this!". come on people, these things are not meant for reality. they should come with a warning label, do not try at home. but seriously, picture yourself, or someone you know lying on a park bench with a sleeping bag and pillow in the middle of the day; selling noodles from an icecream truck, or asking the salesperson in a chlidrens shoe store to help you try on their new kiddie sneakers, and think, think really hard, would people actually laugh, or would they look at said person with pity, and think to themselves "what asylum did they escape from?" . really. in our society, real people ( unlike us, ritss girls with a warped sense of humor-{its true, just try going to a camp in NY or even michigan or whatever- people from other places seriously don't think that monty python is funny, they'd just be bored to death. their idea of humor is when teachers dress up for purim. ha ha.} ) where was i?.. oh yeah, real people don't find randomness humorous at all. they find it strange, odd, and altogether frightening. anyway, i'm getting bored of hearing myself talk in my head as i write this ( you know what i mean, when you type an email or something , you hear yourself saying it inside , dont' you? or maybe some of you actually say it along while you type. well good for you!) so i'm gonna sign out . ooh, cheesy! oh wow that is another topic for another long rant. we'll call it the Cheese Factor: Idnetifying the root of the sappy nature of most movies and books. maybe next time. oh wow, i feel like i just wrote an essay or something. like for a column in a newspaper (not that it was that good, but like the style of it, you know?) so once again, hope you enjoy, i would love to hear your feedback on my ideas! BYE.

Chol Hamoed trips

So I have this theory or more of an idea... They should, every six months, create a new entertainment feature in this city. So that way each Chol Hamoed of both Sukkos and Pesach we will have someplace new to go to. So when you are forced to go somewhere with your whole family at least it's somethign new taht you haven't seen before. (In that case they should make like six new things but I'll deal with at least one) But noooooooo! EVERY SINGLE STINKING TIME we go to the aqurium or the zoo. and EVERY SINGLE STINKING TIME they forget that I hate both the zoo and the aquarium. Then everyone gets mad and i pleasantly remind them of the last chl Hamoed when I pleasantly reminded them of the last chol Hamoed when I pleasantly reminded them etc. that I HATE ZOOS!! So you can see my predicament?
hoping your having a better time then me!
p.s. what is everyone else doing for chol Hamoed ( note the poll)

Basha's B-day on the road:)

as you all may or may not know today is/was Basha's B-day, so while on the way to Baltimore we had a little B-day party here are sum pics

Day 1

Hey guys,
My family just came yesterday. that means that my house right now sounds like a zoo without any zookeepers around. how's that for an analogy Basha? Anyway, It's a lot of fun. We just took them to the bagel shop, I think Mr. Marx was a little surprised. We met Shira and her dad there and the Heighs came in. I wanted to request a song from the Heigh-bro band but Shira didn't think it was such a good idea.
anyway gtg
Rifky

Peasach

Hey Michelle your 1000 goal really is approaching! only like 200 s/t left, so whatcha going to do when it i reached? anyways just wanted to wish e/o a chag kasher v'sameach, hope you all have an amazing Peasach. ~Shifra oh and Basha this IS red :)

MADNESS- hey, I like this title :)

A flying zoo????? Uh uh, our house is a swimming, skating, bubbling, chocolate-dipped zoo...you mean yours' isn't? Fine then.
Just goes to show that even when you're going away, there can still be pre-pesach madness...

(don't ask about the chocolate-dipped- i don't know, but then again, i don't know about the rest either, sooo..., am i making any sense? probably not... goodbye)

P.S.- THIS ISN'T PINK!!!!!! IT'S RED, AND DON'T TRY TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE...

CDs

remember e/o that Entropy Cds are 2.50$ if you want one tell me or Shira or Tzipporah or Miriam

Bored

I'm bored so I posted some random pics.

Party Time! (well, not yet)

Ok, so I was thinking. Once we hit 1000 hits (wow, that was weird, double hits) we'll throw a little party on the blog. Hmmmm, maybe I'll throw a surprise party!!!! Wait, I think it's a bit too late for that now. Well, I'll think of something to do! :)

Little Tidbit

I hate Report cards!
poll idea- who's having guests or going away, you know pesach plans, make lots of options!
This a good size Michelle?
lol
rifky :-)

hi hi hi hi

hey guys!!! its shira again!!! im so sorry ive been neglecting you... i kinda forgot about the blog. id just like to say: ALL OF YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND I LOVE YOU!!! gtg the bell just rang.

~shira~

Posting Posting posting...

Pesach is upon us yet again and I think it is high time (or low time, or just plain time) for someone to post while they are cleaning, as I am about to do. Right now it is 2:32 on a gorgeous day. My window are wide open (siriously, the screen jsut comes off so anyone could climb into my room right now, come on in guys!!) and the birds are all singing to each other. I am filled with such pent up enerG (g=my mass + gravity = my mass ples the acceleration at which i seem to be moving at.) that I feel as though I am about to explode, and at the same time, internally combust. seeing as these to opposite forces are working against each other, the result is, I am sitting here int the middle of my room typing this to anyone who wants to see it.





I am in the middle of cleaning my room as well. I just finished throwing out all the writing implements I have that do not work, I tested them by writing "Sirrius Black Rocks!" if they could write that, they work. Now I am on to what used to be my hairbrush 'stand", little box thingy, but has now advanced to hold my library card, my chopsticks, my flute, an eraser, and a strip of magnet. Oh! and I rubberband! how exciting. once that is done it is on to my bookshelf and then will be done!!!! woohoo! 'hail the conquering hero, danananananana, nananananananananana" name that movie!! yeah, I doubt you could seeing as you don't know the tne to which the nanas go. haha. I am weird! Actually the correct term is freak. call me a freak, I don't care. anyway I should get back to the cleanign or it will never get done. and to leave you all with a quote from my friend Dassi "childhood is wasted on children" i couldn't agree more!





good luck in all your cleaning endeavors!

wow, we look like retards! go waitresses! (zehava and Shani were there too, they were just actually working while we were goofing off, just kidding!)

POSTING

In answer to Shifra's question, here is a post. A post for posting's sake. And here is a joke, for joking's sake.

Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously.
"Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked.
"I am real," I said.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?"

Ha. I thought that one was funny. Courtesy of GCFL. Anyway, I don't really have much else to say, but thanx guys for all the mazel tovs! I will be seeing the cutie next week, i"yh. and for your enjoyment , here is a lovely pic of sarah!
or not. i tried, but it didnt work. oh well. bye